Date
TBC
Duration
40 min
Location
TBC
Note: This session is included in the conference ticket, but specific program has not been finalised.
Ever feel like your Git history resembles a crime scene? In this darkly funny session, we will examine the worst Git offenses, from catastrophic rebases to vicious merge conflicts.
Framed as a ‘how-to’ crime guide, we will highlight all the wrong ways to use Git: force-pushing to main, recklessly rewriting history, and hiding your mistakes with commit amendments.
Then we will reveal how to clean up your workflow and become a model Gitizen. Come for the chaos, stay for the redemption, with bad puns, horror stories, and practical advice wrapped in satire.
Sergès Goma
Software Developer
Eveasoft
Sergès Goma is a Paris-based JavaScript developer passionate about building cool things that make a difference. She’s also part of Motiv'Her, an online space where women in tech lift each other up and share their journeys.
